Grandmammy Got Arrested For Punching Santa

It's gettin' crazy out there with all the hoo haa and shopping as it get's close to Christmas.


I was just walking out of Walmart and seen Grandmammy getting loaded into a cop car.

I asked her, "What happened," and she said,

"Santa is out front ringing his bell and he called me a hoe three times, so I punched him right in the throat!"

Come on folk, be kind to one another especially during these holidays and drink great coffee!

Avoid the traffic and shopping stress altogether and order your friendly folk a gift coffee subscription right here!


Luke Gibbons is a experienced marketer and hails from Melbourne, Australia - the coffee capital of the world - at least until Burly Man Coffee came along.